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2021-02-02 05:30:37 #Kulgu #Miks

Vrachlar jinnixonaga malibuning rasmini ilib qo‘yishibdi, hamma jinnilar: u meniki, yo‘q meniki deb talashayotganmish, shunda bir jinni chetda indamay o‘tirganmish.
Vrachlar: Tuzalibdk shekilli deb yoniga borishibdida;

— Sen nimaga talashmayabsan, desa

+ Kaliti menda, mashina qayoqqa borardi, dermish.


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2021-02-02 05:30:26 Rasmlarimga tikilurma sevib qolasan



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2021-02-02 05:30:18 - Qalaysan
+ Yaxshimiz
- iye kopchilikmisizlar
+ 5 kishimiz
- kimlar bilansan
+ men va tôrt devor


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2021-01-31 06:51:37 #Suhbat

— Otaxon, hozirgi kunda ijtimoiy tarmoqlarda mashhur aktrisalarning har xil uyatsiz fotolari tarqalyapti. Siz shularga qanday qaraysiz?

+ Shoshilmay, kattalashtirib qarayman.


➫ @KULGULISTATUS | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ Ochish/sharhlash

2021-01-31 06:51:02 Eng yoqimsiz tuyĝu bu ; nimadir yeging keladi ammo nima yeging kelganini bilmaslik



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2021-01-31 06:51:02 Shlyapadan quyonni chiqarish shu ham fokusmi,
Men yuragimdan bitta molni chiqarvordimu


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2021-01-29 14:08:49 #Kulgu__time

2 ta student yotoqxonada turadigan bo‘libdi. Biri qiz, biri o‘g‘il bola ekan. Xonaga kirib qarashsa, xonada bitta karavat bor ekan. 
Bola:
— Bir karavatga ikkalamiz, qandoq yotamiz man ketaman, - desa 
Qiz:
-- O‘rtamizga yostiq qo‘yib yotamiz, debdi
Ertasi kuni kinoga tushmoqchi bo‘lishibdi, borishsa bitta bilet qolgan ekan. Biletni bola qizga berib, siz eshikdan kiring debdi. 
Shunda qiz: 
— Siz kirmiysizmi, - desa 
+ Man devoldan oshib o‘taman, - debdi 
Shunda qiz:
— Yostiqdan o‘ta olmadiz, devoldan qanaqa qilib o‘tasiz, dermish


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2021-01-29 14:07:34 Ideal odamni ko'chadan izlamanglar, Chunki men xozir uydaman

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2021-01-29 05:31:33 Mandaka aqlliyla boymi yana

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2021-01-27 17:27:28 #Endide

Zõr fokus õrgataman 18 ni 2 ga kopaytirib 4 ga bõling va chiqqan Sonni 100 ga kopaytiring ..sõng yana Ikkiga bõling Endi kõzlaringizni yuming Qoronğu bõldimi


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